
You know that proverb “cleanliness is next to godliness”, I think Cooper doesn’t want to imply that he’s even slightly like the man upstairs.

You know that proverb “cleanliness is next to godliness”, I think Cooper doesn’t want to imply that he’s even slightly like the man upstairs.
Recently I started been reading a blog called 1000 Reasons I’m a Crap Mom. It is adorable. Being constantly bombarded by parenting tips she is constantly reminded of her failings as a mother.
I don’t have children. I have pets. And even as a pet owner I have my failings. So its probably best that we are putting off having children. So imitating my inspiration I bring you 10 Reasons I’m a Bad Pet Mom.



Why are you a good or bad pet owner?
On Saturday Cooper and I hiked to the Summit of the highest Mountain of New Hampshire. We came down the Tuckerman Trail, which was so crowded I was thinking that people could link up arms as they climbed up the trail.
And the best compliment I can be given:
A couple questions made me want to give a snarky response:
First of all, we probably do 90%+ of our hiking off leash (thus tons of well trained dog comments). This allows Cooper to set his own pace. He’s been hiking since he was 9 weeks old and has gradually increased in distance and difficulty.
As an intelligent dog he will often run ahead and lie down and wait for me to catch up.
As for feeding and watering him. I regularly take breaks to offer him food and drink. Often he just wants to get back on the trail and looks annoyed that I’ve stopped for any reason at all.
Injury wise, I also pay close attention to his gait/pace. I am prepared to carry all 36 pounds of him down the mountain if I have to. I have in the past. When we hiked Mt Tom this winter he developped ice feet. It was painful enough for him that he sat down on the trail and wouldn’t walk. I carried him down for a mile wrapped in sweaters until his feet thawed out.
And finally, clearly he loves it. Watch him as he bounces around from rock to rock. There’s a reason lots of people compared him to a mountain goat.
So to those who said nice things, thank you. To those who doubted that I had my dog’s best interest at heart, I hope you are now a believer.
Dear dog,
I know you have spent your life from 8 weeks of age on with a high quality, fancy lens, high speed shutter camera in your face.
So when I’m trying to take a picture of you with a low pixel, built in lens, takes forever, cell phone camera can you please keep still long enough for the picture?
Maybe we will have to try sedatives or something… Can dogs have ADD? How about ADHD?
OK, Thanks!


I think Cooper misses his winter hiking booties. I mean, why else would he avoid perfectly good rocks to walk right through the swamp. I guess the booties are stylish and all.
And that he’s a pretty noticeable fellow with them on. But wouldn’t it be preferable for him to not have stinky muck on his feet.
I guess he’s a dog after all.
Cooper has always been incredibly easy on toys. He still has a stuffed teddy bear that my friend Dawn picked out for him the day I picked him up. That was over a year ago. He plays with it regularly and it still looks great.
He prefers to shred things he finds in the trash. (He is only 16 months old, he can’t be too perfect or we will figure out that he’s actually an alien).
But generally we assume that the things we give Cooper will last a long time. So imagine my surprise when I noticed something amiss before I had even put in my contact lenses in the morning.

My perfect poodle was completely naked. He wasn’t even wearing his permanent accessory, a slip on Martingale type collar (think a fabric prong collar without any prongs). I have evidence that he was wearing it the night before.

A few feet away, at the top of the stairs where Cooper usually brings his overnight conquest of the trashcan, was his collar in two pieces.

I have no idea how it broke or if my poor pup was in a panic that caused him to have to break it. All I know is that I’ll have to replace it. Because right now he’s wearing a collar I only intended for him to wear when I bring him to cheer on Northeastern by the side of the river. And that collar was too expensive to end up on the ground.
It was hot for New Hampshire during most of the month of May. Because Cooper was clearly being affected by the heat we had him sheared down from his normal teddy bear appearance.

(Notice, he’s being bad. He’s sitting on the top of the back of the couch to look out that window in that way).
We had him shaved down to almost nothing on Monday

He always looks so strange to me when he’s shaved down. He’s all lean, skinny, awkward legs.

He doesn’t look like a fluffy teddy bear to me anymore, instead he reminds me of some weird guy streaking across a sports stadium’s field. His gait even seems to change when he’s naked. He almost looks like some kind of fluffy headed Gazelle.
But the vet’s office was very impressed with him when I brought him there. He weighed in at 36 pounds which is tiny for a standard poodle. A vet tech and I started talking about how huge Standard Poodles have gotten and how many poodle owners seem impressed with Cooper’s size. She told me that a lot of their huge standard poodle patients are not as well behaved at Cooper, they seem more hyper. Clearly she hasn’t met my poodle when he’s out running on the trails.
So we shaved him down, brought him to the vet and got him ready for summer. And what happens? It gets cold. Rainy, wet cold. The kind of cold that only happens when you just shaved down your dog, planted cold sensitive plants in your backyard, and need to mow your lawn.
I pulled out one of Cooper’s hiking coats.

It’s a Ruffwear Cloud Chaser softshell jacket, I wish I had one as pretty for myself. (I bought it last winter at a serious discount)

It does pretty much fit him perfectly when he’s shaved down to nothing. And I’m not going to pay to get him a bigger one for when he’s fluffy.

Of course Cooper being Cooper, we need to demonstrate that he can still run in the jacket.

Now the real question is, how do I make it warmer again? Do I give my dog hair extensions?
I have spent considerable amount of time and money training my poodle. We have completed 4 courses now, Basic I, Basic II, Canine Good Citizen, and Rally-O novice level. We continue to train because I would like to do some competitive obedience with him, but also because we want to keep him safe no matter what conditions we encounter in the real world.
Our instructors try to prepare us for the real world but there’s always that nervous moment when you first encounter that strange child climbing on your dog, or the out of control horse barreling down the trail.
So sometimes we try to stage the real life experiences.
When Cooper was a puppy a lady riding her bike on the trail was braking so she could pet him. She was exclaiming “Puppy”. Cooper ran right in front of her bike and was bumped enough that he yelped. I was a little worried that he didn’t learn his lesson and would hurt an actual mountain biker flying down the trail some day.
So my parents came to visit and wanted to go for a bike ride. I thought: excellent, we will see how he does with people who wont sue me.
And I was pleasantly surprised. My parents on bikes, me running on foot. Cooper sprinted to the lead bicyclist and sprinted back to me a few times. When he was next to a bike he ran along side a couple meters away. He kept an eye out for where the bikes were in relation to himself.
Our only thing of concern, while my parents were traveling the opposite direction of the loop from me we encountered a little girl on the trail. She fell off her bike when she hit some gravel. Cooper started barking at the bike. Angry scared barking. We got him to settle down and the little girl and accompanying guardian didn’t seem alarmed. It was suggested that Cooper was just upset at the bike for trying to hurt the little girl.
So overall, pretty pleased with my poodle. I think I’ll keep him.
I should really take pictures of Cooper when he gets home from the groomers. He always looks so clean and proper. But he’s a goofy high energy mess and he loves to get dirty.
This is what he looks like a week after the haircut. We like to keep him fluffy. He’s been through a few get dirty, get hosed off cycles at this point.
But I’ve been training for my 1st Ultra-marathon, so Cooper and I have been hitting the trail a lot. On a hot and muggy day like yesterday, that means that mud, any mud is a welcome sight to him.
Sure, I guess I could be the kind of dog owner that tells him to get out of the mosquito larvae infested puddle in the middle of the trail, but to be honest, I was a little jealous.
The puddle may have been gross but it sure beat the 89 degree Fahrenheit and humid heat in early May.
And when we get home, and he looks like this, it’s hard to deny the fact that I have a poodle, he loves to get muddy and he loves his life with my family.
My husband was at work last week when he got a phone call from a number he didn’t recognize. A quick Google search lead to discovery that this phone number had been calling to a level that was harassing and never left a voicemail. So he chose to ignore it.
A few minutes later a text message comes in “I’ll be by your car”. Adam’s a little creeped out by this but chooses to ignore it.
Next text “I have your Capp”. Adam ignored this as well.
My little brother was in town. We had given him a prepaid cell phone. He had purchased a Cappuccino and was patiently sitting by my hubby’s car to give it to him. That will teach my little brother to try to do nice things for others!

Poodles are supposed to be smart. So why is it that he doesn’t learn the connection between being horribly sick and eating the rotten sandwich on the side of road. Instead when he sees the next rotten sandwich he just eats it faster because he remembers that his running partner tried to stop him last time.
We had a little relapse into typical Spring weather last week. It was 38 degrees Fahrenheit and threatening to snow (it snowed the next morning). I was at the airport with two sweaters on, freezing as I waited for Adam to come back from Arizona.
While I was there a flight from Charlottesville, Virginia came in. Everyone was wearing shorts, flip flops and tank tops, even the kids.
This irked me, because it’s one thing if you as an adult are walking around in the cold dressed like an idiot. Its another thing when your 3 year old is standing there shivering because their sweater is in the checked luggage. Before you travel with children, please check the weather.
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